In the not so distant present, the Zombie’s Anonymous Club is slowly taking root. If you really are resigned to being a zombie, then
a. this may be useful to you
b. get the hell out of my blog!
Haitian immigrant Jacques Orneuve filed a discrimination suit against the U.S. government, claiming he was unjustly denied Social Security benefits, simply because he is a zombie!
The man says officials told him that he is dead and is therefore not eligible for government benefits. But Orneuve, who arrive in the U.S. from Port au Prince 15 years ago, says he has a right to collect just like anybody else.
“I’m not dead – I’m the living dead,” says Orneuve. “There’s a distinct difference. They treat me like I don’t exist.
we must prepare ourselves now. this case is just a prelude to something more sinister, a future request to be paid in human flesh perhaps…
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