zombies will rule the world
PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
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zombiefication is againts all forms of zombie sympathy and integration
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you know I strongly advocate mental preparedness on zombiefication, and what could be more perfect in helping you mentally prepare yourself for the zombie horde than a little dose of sleeping with the enemy.
you can get these awesome duvet covers on etsy.
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okay, there’s the AK-47, perfect for battling the zombie horde in rapid fire motion. then there’s the chainsaw, gorily brilliant for decapitating those hungry zombies in a frenzy. then of course, there’s the Doublestar, an AK-47/chainsaw combo, allowing you to do both, in style.
as the man says:
If you had to have ONE gun for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, this very well could be it.
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stumbled across an interesting tip while scavenging the rich world of zombie pandemic.
walkie-talkies.
Push to talk, and unlike cell phones they work in an apocalyptic nightmare world. Come in…over…
okay, time to stock up on some. these solar powered ones would work quite well.
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in honour of its appearance on The Walking Dead, gerber gear has taken the proactive step of organising all of its apocalypse friendly blades into this easy to navigate, convenient shopping page.
they have even introduced the even more convenient Apocalypse Kit, which according to them, may just be your best chance at survival.
Enclosed in a super durable canvas carrying case with reinforced stitching, the kit is compact and packable. To beat the uprising we must work together. We must arm ourselves and organize.
well that’s mighty fine of them, mighty fine…
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via Stop Paying Attention by Lucy Knisley
so, is someone working on this chemical already or what?
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via theoatmeal.com
thats more than enough time say my goodbyes, kiss the hell out of you and blow my brains out…
okay, I’m good
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Zombie Tools provides weapons, namely awesome blades, to help you prepare for the coming apocalypse. They currently have three models available: the Two-Handed Apocalax, Urban Bone Machete, Mark II, and the Two-Faced Bitch. They run $375, $250, and $350, respectively.
As an added bonus, they also sell novelty t-shirts. Because, lets face it, you can forget about surviving the apocalypse without a novelty zombie t-shirt.
