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zombiefication is againts all forms of zombie sympathy and integration
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Another horrific discovery today, the zombie sympathisers I have been writing about have organised themselves and are now running an internet campaign fighting for the rights of the undead to walk among us. According to the site, ‘Life’ includes ‘undead existence’ and thus at the ZRC, they strongly believe in equality for all individuals, whether living, unliving, or anywhere in between.
This particular group appears to be more sinister than the previously reported http://zombieswerepeopletoo.org/, as other than t-shirts, they also seem to be distributing wristbands and, brace yourselves, I heart Zombies stickers!
I fear the worst….
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(by Panchenks)
have you seen these posters sprouting in your neighborhood? alarming to say the least as zombies lack coordination to write and draw, which leads me to believe that there are human traitors (sympathizers) now living amongst them?
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So there seems to be a campaign going on for the equality of right for zombies in society.
It seems my worries earlier may not have been unfounded. Since Land of the Dead, Zombie Sympathizers have been creeping up on the media-sphere at an alarming rate.
This cannot go on. It’s time for zombiefication to get serious.
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Haitian immigrant Jacques Orneuve filed a discrimination suit against the U.S. government, claiming he was unjustly denied Social Security benefits, simply because he is a zombie!
The man says officials told him that he is dead and is therefore not eligible for government benefits. But Orneuve, who arrive in the U.S. from Port au Prince 15 years ago, says he has a right to collect just like anybody else.
“I’m not dead – I’m the living dead,” says Orneuve. “There’s a distinct difference. They treat me like I don’t exist.we must prepare ourselves now. this case is just a prelude to something more sinister, a future request to be paid in human flesh perhaps…
