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currently, I’m suffering from a major post walking dead cliffhanger heartburn and everyone knows the only remedy for that situation is writing up a bunch of tips on zombie survival. so here’s one walking dead inspired tip on facing a group of zombie’s blocking your path:
- flares offer great short term distraction. have them handy. if you’re short of flares or don’t know where to get some, you can easily stock up on those spinning lotus fireworks (available for sale every during a variety of Asian festivals). the spinning lights are sure to confound those zombies in your way (and if you’re lucky, maybe they’ll dance).
- its best to have a buddy toss them out to a clearing while you make your way to the nearby previously blocked ambulances/child/weapons. have said buddy continue tossing the flares/fireworks so you can easily make your getaway. remember, zombies have short attention spans (though they seem perversely focused when it comes to grabbing at human flesh), and you need to keep them entertained or they’ll get cranky. and believe me, you won’t like it when they’re cranky.
- and finally, always have an exit strategy. preparedness saves lives people…
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