February 2012
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
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zombism, understanding the why and how of the... →
you can’t kill what you don’t understand. how did it all begin? where is it heading? from hypnotised slaves to brainnnns seeking ghouls to the  flesh eating monsters of your waking dreams. this is an all-in-one guide to zombism. 
Jan 30th
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5K Zombie Infested Obstacle Course →
this is the ultimate in zombie preparedness. Reed Street Production organises this already trending adventure race where you’re not just running against the clock — you’re running from brain-hungry, virus-spreading, bloody zombies.  Zombies will be on the course, stumbling, chasing, standing, sitting, and crawling, while you pit your wits against various obstacles set out as well as nature...
Jan 26th
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“Got bit. Fever hit. World gone to shit. Might as well quit. Dumbass didn’t...”
– Daryl, The Walking Dead
Jan 26th
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December 2011
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Zombies Ate My Muslim →
between the Muslim-hungry zombies and the Google Robots that want to steal his Brussels Sprouts, can he save the woman he loves before she gets eaten? Will things ever be simple for him?  my writer friend teddy takes a fun-filled plunge into this genre he sort of hates. download if you love zombies. and cute illustrations like this one: illustration by John Goh disclaimer : we can never be...
Dec 19th
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Dec 11th
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November 2011
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“They’re all going to end up like that. Bio-mechanical weapons driven by...”
– Military Scientist, Return of the Living Dead 3
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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unlike cellphones
stumbled across an interesting tip while scavenging the rich world of zombie pandemic.  walkie-talkies. Push to talk, and unlike cell phones they work in an apocalyptic nightmare world. Come in…over… okay, time to stock up on some. these solar powered ones would work quite well.
Nov 29th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 26th
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CDC Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse →
Good to see the authorities are taking a more proactive role in increasing public preparedness. They know it’s coming!
Nov 22nd
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Nov 2nd
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Nov 2nd
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Nov 1st
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October 2011
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yet another zombie game I'm playing →
Zombie Pandemic so in this turn based mmorpg, you’re a zombie survivor in a post apocalyptic city and you have to run around doing missions to help your fellow survivors while dodging random zombie attacks. though the game itself does not provide the normal panic terrors of the zombie rpgs I’m typically used to, where zombies come at you hard, the game does provide you with great...
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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“Mankind’s been fighting plagues from the start. We get our butts kicked...”
– Hershel, The Walking Dead, on having hope.
Oct 27th
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distraction
currently, I’m suffering from a major post walking dead cliffhanger heartburn and everyone knows the only remedy for that situation is writing up a bunch of tips on zombie survival. so here’s one walking dead inspired tip on facing a group of zombie’s blocking your path: flares offer great short term distraction. have them handy. if you’re short of flares or don’t...
Oct 27th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 24th
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“double tap. don’t be nice, kill em twice.”
– courtesy of zombieland & zombiefication
Oct 24th
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“We are drawn to zombies because theirs is a mindless evil that we can...”
– zombiefication
Oct 24th
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Oct 23rd
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the curious zombie →
So the latest season of the walking dead has been exploring the zombie way of life, depicting their animal-like tendencies of hunting by smell and in packs. furthermore, the zombies have also been depicted, more than once, as being curious of its surrounding, looking around at items and pulling at doorknobs.  This has left me if not a little perturbed as it indicates that indeed, the zombie brain...
Oct 23rd
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Oct 21st
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Oct 20th
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“take your hands off me, you damn dirty zombie!”
– keeping this one in my pocket for when they finally come for me… 
Oct 20th
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Top Ten Best Things About Being a Zombie →
In the not so distant present, the Zombie’s Anonymous Club is slowly taking root. If you really are resigned to being a zombie, then a. this may be useful to you b. get the hell out of my blog!
Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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The Zombie Rights Campaign (ZRC) →
Another horrific discovery today, the zombie sympathisers I have been writing about have organised themselves and are now running an internet campaign fighting for the rights of the undead to walk among us. According to the site, ‘Life’ includes ‘undead existence’ and thus at the ZRC, they strongly believe in equality for all individuals, whether living, unliving, or...
Oct 17th
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“You don’t know what it’s like out there. You may think you do but...”
– Rick Grimes
Oct 16th
Zombies All Over the World - LIFE →
irony is LIFE carrying a feature on the living dead. or maybe it’s just about right?
Oct 16th
May 2011
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May 6th
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February 2011
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July 2010
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May 2010
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May 13th
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“My name is Alice. I worked for the Umbrella Corporation, There was an accident,...”
– Alice, Resident Evil Apocalyspe
May 13th
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May 4th
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